The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Awake from a slumber with you by my side,

You staring dreamily at your love.

Caressing your warm hand against my cheek,

Myself touching your lips to supress your voice.



The sun shining glazed through the window onto my face,

My Eyes glisten in the light as your thumd underlies my eye.

You draw your finger around my lips ever-so tenderly,

Siting up I bite my lip and smile as you follow.



My hair covers the front of my unclothed body,

The velvet black sheets veil our lower bodies.

Blushing bashfully, looking down as my face luminates pink,

Touching my chin gently as you raise my head up.



Looking into my eyes deeply and kiss my tender lips softly,

My eyelids close slowly close, kissing your tender lips back.

You start to sensually rub my back calming me down,

Wrapping my arms securly, yet sensitively around your neck as we continue to kiss.



We pull each other close till our bodies are compressed against one another,

You stop kissing my lips and kiss slowly, sensually down my neck to my chest.

Kissing my tender breasts and caressing them with your free hand,

Then you enter your member into my womb and leave it there as you kiss me passionatly.

20) The cucumber has left the salad.

19) I can see the gun of Navarone.

18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

17) You've got Windows in your laptop.

16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.

13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!

5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?



AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY

TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED...



1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.

1. You can have chocolate in front of your parents.



2. Nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with.



3. People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names.



4. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.



5. Chocolate is satisfying even if it's gone soft.



6. No matter what kind of chocolate you like, it's legal.



7. You can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene.



8. If you have to pay for your chocolate, it's not too expensive.



9. Chocolate is just as attractive when you're sober.



10. A big piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small piece is satisfying.



11. You can have chocolate in the office without upsetting your co-workers.



12. It's easy to GET chocolate any time you want!!!

Although it's quite a statement



Well, it happens to be true



The best friend I have ever had



I'm glad to say, is you.



You're there if I should need you



And you never turn away



I know I can depend on you



At any time of day.



We've had our ups and downs



As nearly everybody does



But problems never last for long



With special friends like us.



Some people have so many friends



With whom they spend their time



But no-one has a best friend



Who's as wonderful as mine.



So thanks for always being there



Your friendship's strong and true



And I just want to let you know



I'm always there for you !

Darkness and fiends are on in the same,

lights and spirits within a glow.

Raining in sight and universal sleep,

a delicacy to the most fagile of creatures.



Inviting, tempting the unknown,

trying the most false of demons.

Raising a claw to the moment,

posoning even the most purified of spirits and gems.



Shreading light and it's energy into nothing,

that, that once was serene is now all in agony.

Crystal and sacred water is now dazing, bitter blood,

Dark crimson and velvet midnight black veil this world.



The things warm and soft become stone-cold and rough,

the multi-color dimentions within their eyes become eternal darkness.

What once was docile is now fearsome,

that which is fearsome become demented, a minion of hell.



This change from here on out will be recorded and retold,

the time when everything greatful was lost to dark souls.

the time when everything was forgotten,

The time when life became only a myth.